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The Widow's Lament
contribution from our secretary Joe Moore
THE Widow's Lament
I'm married to an umpire, a lonely thing to be
He'll not be home for dinner; He'll not be home for tea
He'll just about make supper, if he doesn't have a beer
I tell him all about my day, but I'm sure he doesn't hear
He just goes on and on about, The runs that men have scored
I try to show some interest, but really I'm so bored.
And the food laid on was fabulous, there was far too much to eat
Meats and salads, creamy cakes, every meal, a treat
Sometimes it's two, sometimes it's three matches on a trot
Three clean shirts and three clean coats, are ready on the dot.
The Persil and the washing machine, are working overtime
The neighbours look in wonder at the items on the line
And never mind how much I moan, he must be clean and tidy
And as he goes out the door, shouts, there's another game on Friday.
THE Widow's Lament
I'm married to an umpire, a lonely thing to be
He'll not be home for dinner; He'll not be home for tea
He'll just about make supper, if he doesn't have a beer
I tell him all about my day, but I'm sure he doesn't hear
He just goes on and on about, The runs that men have scored
I try to show some interest, but really I'm so bored.
And the food laid on was fabulous, there was far too much to eat
Meats and salads, creamy cakes, every meal, a treat
Sometimes it's two, sometimes it's three matches on a trot
Three clean shirts and three clean coats, are ready on the dot.
The Persil and the washing machine, are working overtime
The neighbours look in wonder at the items on the line
And never mind how much I moan, he must be clean and tidy
And as he goes out the door, shouts, there's another game on Friday.